Intro Whoo hoo Whoo hoo Whoo hoo Whoo hoo Verse What's in it for me? You don't get nothing for free. You stand and shake your tin, It gets under my skin. I might see what I can do In another year or two. Let me see: what's in it for me? 'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free. Can you stop? you keep after me But I'm not - not a charity Whoo hoo Whoo hoo Verse Now you're back again Just like a long-lost friend With your sorry tale of woe But no one wants to know. Just give us a rest! You're making me depressed. Gotta run, I'm a busy man And I've done everything I can But you keep stickin' out your hand Pardon me, you're in disneyland Bridge And I know you'll think it's strange, You, I know you'll think it's strange But I don't have any change. So no change. Solo Whoo hoo Whoo hoo Whoo hoo Whoo hoo Bridge And I know you'll think it's strange, You, I know you'll think it's strange But I don't have any change. Change. Verse I'll tell you for free: Don't waste your breath on me. I've heard it all before. Philanthropy's a bore! Let me see: what's in it for me? 'Cause you don't - don't get nothing free. Can you stop? you keep after me But I'm not - not a charity Outro Charity! What's in it for me? Charity! What's in it for me? Charity! What's in it for me? Charity! What's in it for me? What's in it for me? For me!