Intro: (2x) VERSE 1 Got the call an hour ago Said she's comin' to the show Oh no, what are we gonna do now Because whenever she's there I stand and I stare at her long brown hair And it all falls apart somehow CHORUS: There'll be no rock and roll tonight The sound is really gonna stink When she's right under the spotlight I can't think VERSE 2 Maybe the rain will keep her away A flat front tire or a broken leg Maybe she'll just wanna stay at home And we'll rock all night I won't drop my pick and I'll get all the words right But if she's there then we'll be doomed Repeat Intro (4x) CHORUS