verse 1: You're not having this, and I'm not having that I'm not a reasonable man, I've come for it back Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd But I won't get the jokes, 'cos the laughter's too loud verse 2: I never was slight, or silent with you For one hour of delight, in the gathering gloom I've no reservations, I've got no room For these souvenirs, to bring back for you verse 3: ('Instrumental' for first two lines) Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd But they won't get the jokes, 'cos the laughter's too loud verse 4: And I'm not the man you think I am at all I was learning to walk, and started to crawl I've no reservations, I've got no room For these souvenirs, to bring back to you Verse 5: And you're not having this, and I'm not having that I'm not a reasonable man, I've come for it back