Intro N.C. Here's to Willie N.C. Here's to Waylon ** ** N.C. verse 1 Where there's smoke, you'll find fire Where there's fire, you'll find a crowd Where there's people, there's a party Party people love it way, way loud verse 2 Where there's a guitar, there's a hippie Where there's a hippie, there's a song Where there's a song, there's a singer Singing break your heart all night long Where there's a country band that's playing There's a cowboy heart that's breaking Where there's whiskey, there's hope Everybody's gonna be as drunk as a goat Where there's a night, there's a day There's a will, there's a way Down in Texas, we have our own saying Where there's a Willie (There's a Willie) There's a Willie (There's a Willie) There's a Waylon verse 3 Where there's an outlaw, you'll find trouble Where there's trouble, you'll usually find a girl Where there's a girl, there's a guy in a bar Who just can't get over her verse 4 So baby, if you're thinking about leaving Please please, baby, give me one more kinda chance Where there's a river called the Guadalupe There's a Gruene Hall where we can dance Where there's a country band that's playing There's a cowboy heart that's breaking Where there's whiskey, there's hope Everybody's gettin' drunk as a goat Where there's night, there's day There's a will, there's a way Down in Texas, we have our own saying Where there's a Willie (There's a Willie) There's a Willie (There's a Willie) There's a Waylon Instrumental x2 Where there's a country band that's playing There's a cowboy heart that's breaking Where there's whiskey, there's some hope That soon we'll all be drunk as a goat Where there's a night, there's a day There's a will, there's a way Down in Texas, we have our own saying Where there's a Willie (There's a Willie) There's a Willie (there's a Willie) There's a Waylon Where there's a night, there's a day There's a will, there's a way N.C. Down in Texas, we have our own kinda saying (Where there's a Willie) There's a Willie (There's a Willie) There's a Willie There's a Waylon Where there's a Willie (There's a Willie) ** ** There's a Willie (Always a Willie) N.C. (Yeah) N.C. There's a Waylon N.C. One, two, a one two three Instrumental x2 x2 There's a will, there's a way Down in Texas, come on I know what your saying Where there's a Willie (There's a Willie) Where there's a Willie (There's a Willie) Where there's a Waylon Where there's a Willie (There's a Willie) There's a Willie (There's a Willie) Come on, ol' Hoss Outro ** ** N.C.