Willie got me stoned and took all my money I was 50 dollars up and then my mind went funny It didn’t really help that I didn’t know the rules of the game And it probably didn’t help that I can’t remember my name Willie got me stoned and took all of my cash One high low split and he kicked my ass He gave me knuckles across the table and all my cards went blurry And like a puff of smoke all my cash went up in a hurry Willie got me stoned and took me for everything I had I had to walk home I had no money for a cab I didn’t have the heart to ask anybody for a ride And nobody in the room looked in any condition to drive Willie got me stoned and took away all mine He sent me back to the kiddie table, he took away my pride Now I’m sitting here with my band again feeling like a joker Thinking about how much I really suck at playing poker and thinking about my pockets and was Willie the one who broke them And would I really take a toke if they rolled Willie up and smoked him Hell yes I would and I know it mind sound funny But Willie got me stoned and took all of my.. Willie got me stoned and took all my money Willie got me stoned and took all my money Hell yes I would and I know it mind sound funny But Willie got me stoned and took all of my money