Intro: A man walks into a bar orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts but the bar turns into a spaceship and the bartender gives him a haircut I can’t remember the end of that joke you once told me to me when we smoked on your father’s expensive cigars all I remember is the part of a man walking into a bar How many lovers does it take to put a light bulb into a socket and why did Mona Lisa smile I have the answer written down in my pocket I just remember I laughed ‘til I cried because you told it to me with your funny voice your southern dialect makes me rejoice these special times we had when love was just a silly gag I know why Mona Lisa smiled da Vinci must have been a really funny guy and laughter is the only way into my heart Summer night on a gravel road you told me ‘bout your childhood friend Veronica who was claimed to have swallowed a toe then I picked up my harmonica I know why Mona Lisa smiled da Vinci must have been a really funny guy and laughter is the only way into my heart A man walks into a bar orders a scotch and a bottle of coke but the laughter is gone in his heart you never told me the end of the joke…