Intro: Play the open 6th string twice, then play the 5th string with your finger on the 7th fret (relative to the capo), and then play the 6th string a 4th time. You're going to do this a total of 8 times. You can also just simply play , and A. Listen for them, especially on the last 4 rounds of the intro. VERSE #1: Put my Chevy in the ditch, couple grand to get it fixed Bank account runnin' dry, boss ain't got no overtime Friday rolls around, gotta get this party to town Got nothin' to drive, but just outside I hear my ride Gonna ride that donkey, donkey Down to the honky tonky It's gonna get funky funky Hee haw, hee haw Gonna ride that donkey, donkey Down to the honky tonky It's gonna get funky funky Hee haw, hee haw VERSE #2: George Jones took a John Deere tractor, hope my donkey gets there faster When I pull up in pickup truck, jocks break out in laughter But the ladies think it's cool, I kick it with a mule I fill their glass, they tip 'em back They dig the way I ride that ass And I do, you would if you could too They all walk funny when they done Ridin' you know who, yeah! REPEAT Chorus Bridge: Oh the ladies like to ride Oh the ladies like to ride Oh the ladies like to ride The ladies like my D-O-N-K-E-Y Instrumental BREAK: VERSE #3: When they say that it's last call, no I don't sweat it y'all Got a bottle in the saddle, six pack in the stall So baby, what you say we giddy up to my place? We hit the barn, ain't no harm rollin' in the hay, hey! REPEAT Chorus Gonna ride, gonna ride Gonna ride that donkey Hee haw, hee haw Gonna ride, gonna ride Gonna ride that donkey Hee haw, hee haw Gonna ride that donkey, donkey Down to the honky tonky It's gonna get funky funky Gonna ride that donkey, donkey Down to the honky tonky It's gonna get funky funky Gonna ride that donkey, donkey N.C. Down to the honky tonky N.C. It's gonna get funky funky N.C. Hee haw