I'm Just A Redneck In A Rock And Roll Bar

When you are playing the , walk down the bass like this: E----------- B----------- G----------- D-0--------- A----3-2-0-- E----------- Well, hello boogie palace, I'm sittin here alone Listening to the music of electric saxophone Now they ain't no sexy dresses and they ain't no beehive hair Just boys who look like girls who look like boys who look like Cher I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar I miss the fiddle and a steel guitar They're starin' at me like a bug in a jar I'm just a redneck in a rock and roll bar I stopped in here to have a beer and ask some gal to dance Well I been waiting patient now and I ain't had the chance Cause they ain't played any waltzes, nothing like a Texas Swing And with no belly rubbin' music how in the hell can I do my thing Well goodbye Boogie Palace, I'm -a getting out of here Back to country music and back to Lone Star beer Where the women look like women and they dress so you can tell And the men are good old boys just drinkin' beer and raisin hell