He walked in while we sat there talking An old friend she'd known a long time I asked him to sit down and join us Cause any friend of hers is a friend of mine The drinks were on him his eyes were on her And the last laugh was on me After each dance they sat closer And acted as though I wasn't there And soon she was calling him baby I heard him whisper can I meet you somewhere His hand was on hers her eyes were on his And the last laugh was on me