Intro () Nibblin' on sponge cake Watchin' the sun bake All of those tourists covered with () Strummin' my six-string On my front porch swing Smell those shrimp, they're beginnin' to () () () () blame But I () fault () I don't know the reason I stayed here all season Nothin' to show but this brand new ta(A)ttoo () But it's a real beauty A Mexican cutie How it got here I haven't a () () () () blame But I () know () fault Solo () I blew out my flip-flop Stepped on a pop-top Cut my heel had to cruise on back () But there's booze in the blender And soon it will render That frozen concoction that helps me hang () () () () blame But I () know () fault Yes, and () blame But I () know () fault Outro