When you find out things about yourself That you hadn't ought to know When your grandma calls and books you On the Jerry Springer Show And you find out you and your wife of 10 years Just might be related Brother, life's not over It's just simply complicated. There's other situations that might challenge you I guess When your daughter tries out for the football team And your son tries on her dress. And you start to think that the devil's in charge Of how you're situated. Life is still worth living It's just simply complicated Life is complicated with it's ifs and ands and buts It's alright to be crazy, just don't let it drive you nuts. My daughter wants to go on dates I think I'll let her go. But she better not be moving at the moving picture show. Or stop by all those conchy tonks and get inebriated Ain't it all a caution, it's just simply complicated. Now I'm having a big problem with my present day career My ship, she has a rudder, but I don't know where to steer. I country, pop, or rock n roll I know they are related So I'll just let you be the judge It's simply complicated Chorus Life is complicated NO SHIT!