verse 1 Looked in my laptop, what did I see? A flashin' message says today therapy Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink But I'm getting better that's what some people think verse 2 Talk about denial and dysfunctional things Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings My brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gears Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Ooohh verse 3 Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride Back to my childhood where those monsters reside They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Ooohh Bridge I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters The neighborhood is still in shock La la la la, la la la la La la la la, la la la la la la verse 4 So many dragons lurking out in the fog So many crazy people mumblin' monologues It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read I need protection from the things in my head like Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost These are the things that terrify me the most No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost Ooohh