I really do appreciate The fact your sitting here But your voice sounds so wonderful But your face don't look too clear So barmaid, bring a pitcher Another round or two So why don't we get drunk and screw Why don't we get drunk and screw I just bought a waterbed It's filled up for me and you Well, they say you are a snuff queen Honey I don't think that's true So why don't we get drunk and screw Chorus