He's a drug store truck drivin' man He's the head of the Ku Klux Klan When summer comes rollin' around We'll be lucky to get out of town Verse 1: He's been like a father to me He's like the only DJ you can hear after three And I'm an all night singer in a country band And if he don't like me he don't understand Chorus Verse 2: He's got him a house on the hill And he can play country records till you've had your fill And he's a law man's friend he's an all night DJ Sure don't think much like the records he plays Chorus Verse 3: He don't like resistance I know And he said it last night on a big TV show He's got him a medal that he won in the war Weighs 500 pounds and it sleeps by the door Chorus