Intro: She said I?m goin out with my girlfriends For margarita?s at the Holiday Inn Oh have mercy my only thought Was Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off I told her put an extra layer on I know what happens when she drinks Patron Her closets missin half the things she bought Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Chorus: She?ll start by kickin out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on She might come home in a table cloth Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Instrumental: She can handle any champagne brunch A Bridal shower with Bacardi punch Jello shooters full of Smirnoff But Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Chorus: She?ll start by kickin out of her shoes Lose an earring in her drink Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall Drop a contact down the sink She don?t mean nothin she?s just havin fun Tomorrow she?ll say oh what have I done Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost Yeah Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Oh Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off Oh Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off....