{Chorus} () guy gotta do to get a girl in this town Don't want to be alone when the () sun goes down Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this () town Well, () ask anybody - I'm a pretty good guy And the looks-decent-wagon didn't () pass me by There ain't nothin' in my past that I'm tryin' hard to hide And I (N.C.) don't understand why I gotta wonder () why {Repeat Chorus} () Cruise all around the right parking lots A little time gets killed - alot of () bull gets shot One'll think I'm kinda cute and laugh at every joke I've got When I (N.C.) get to thinkin' maybe, she's a thinkin' maybe () not {Repeat Chorus} Had an () old man tell me, "Boy, if you were smart You'd hit the produce aisle at the () Super Wal-Mart" So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart All I (N.C.) did was break her eggs and bruise her artichoke hearts {Repeat Chorus} What's a () town