Intro | 4 times I found a girl who's got her own money, She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny She got herself a beauty school diploma, Runner up to Miss Oklahoma. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- She lives up-town, but she ain't "frilly", She's into football, She likes my chilli, ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me, Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me..... ( stop riff ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | I found a girl who's sweeter than honey, She pets my dog, and she likes my buddies. The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing, She's indepenent, she does her own plumbing. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Her Daddy's rich, but she don't let it show, She likes to fish, she got her own boat, Y'all ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me, Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me..... ( stop riff ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Solo | 4 times ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Got long blonde hair, and her eyes are blue, She wants a husband, But not any time soon. Y'all ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Somebody slap me, ( STOP ) Somebody slap me, ( STOP ) ( DRUMS ) Can't be this happy, ( STOP ) Somebody slap me..... riff ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me, Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me..... ( stop riff ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Solo fade |