--INTRO 1-- (x2) --verse 1-- If the sacheting of gentlemen Gives you grievance now and then What’s needed are some memories of planing lakes Those planing lakes will surely calm you down --INTRO 2-- (x2) --verse 2-- Nothing frightens me more Than religion at my door I never answer panic knocking Falling down the stairs upon the law What law? --BRIDGE 1-- There'’s a law for everything And for elephants that sing to keep The cows that agriculture won’t allow Hanky panky nohow Hanky panky nohow Hanky panky nohow oh --INTRO 3-- (x3) --BRIDGE 2-- There'’s a pain for everything And for elephants that sing to keep The cows that agriculture won’t allow Hanky panky nohow Hanky panky nohow Hanky panky nohow oh --INTRO 4-- (x6)