Intro: (x2) Well I went down to the Grundy County Auction Where I saw something I just had to have My mind told me I should proceed with caution But my heart said, "Go a head an' make a bid on that!" An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign I'd give anything to make you mine all mine I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind I'm goin' once, goin' twice, I'm sold! on the lady in the second row She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know She's got ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye! Instrumental x2 Well, the auctioneer was goin' about a mile a minute He was takin' bids an' callin' them out loud An' I guess I was really gettin' in it 'Cause I just shouted out above the crowd! I'm sold! On the lady in the long black dress Well she won my heart it was no contest With her ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes Well I'm about to bid my heart good-bye! Instrumental Yeah, we found love on the auction block An' I hauled her heart away Now we still love to laugh about The way we met that day An' I said, hey, pretty lady, won'cha gi'me a sign I'd give anything to make you mine all mine I'll do your biddin' an' be at your beckon call Yeah, I never seen anyone lookin' so fine Man, I gotta have her, she's a one-of-a-kind I'm goin' once, goin' twice, I'm sold! on the lady in the second row She's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten, I know She's got ruby red lips, blond hair, blue eyes An' I'm about to bid my heart good-bye!