Cm7 - X35343 F7 - 131211 Spoken: Let me tell you about a woman I know (Sung) She don't drink, she don't smoke She can't stand a dirty joke She don't hang out till the morning light She don't have to get high, Lord, to get right She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife But I'll take a drink Lord, and I'll have a smoke And I've told some downright dirty jokes I've been know to get high, tryin' to get right But that's just me, son, that's just me Chorus 1: Well if you don't know my woman, you might think she's square But you oughta see that woman when she let's down her hair She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife I wear jeans, and she wears silk I like beer and she likes milk She can be soft like the summer rain But lock them doors at night, she's a hurricane She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife Chorus 2: Lord it's still a mystery, what she sees in me She said 'long as I want her, she'll never set me free She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife