It’s an awful surprise to open your eyes To wake up in some strange bed Now I don’t recall how I got here at all The tequila went to my head Some senorita took a liking to me But that was three days ago What’ll I tell Virginia When I get home from Mexico I guess I could say I was kidnapped And I fooled ’em and I got away Maybe I lost my memory Just got it back today But I don’t know if my lying will show She’ll look in my eyes and she’ll know What’ll I tell Virginia When I get home from Mexico It’s not easy to hold the car on the road But I’m trying my best to be brave My eyes are all red got an ache in my head I wish I had time to shave The first thing in my mind was the last minute lines There’s something worth saying I know What’ll I tell Virginia When I get home from Mexico I guess I could say I was kidnapped And I fooled ’em and I got away Maybe I lost my memory Just got it back today But I don’t know if my lying will show She’ll look in my eyes and she’ll know What’ll I tell Virginia When I get home from Mexico Oh what’ll I tell Virginia When I get home from Mexico