Intro: I woke up this morning I had a scone and a large house blend And then a little conver-sation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends I said I’m sick and tired of winter And I wish that it was spring And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast EbDim (xx1212) Began to sing And he sang Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the cold winter’s gonna last forever Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all the people to get together (x32333) Outside Cause it’s the first of May, first of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady (x23033) Or at least your favorite lay The water’s not cold baby dip in your big toe Maybe I’ll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above