If i had me a nickel for every time I could count on you i wouldn't have a dime If I could turn your so-called love into cold hard cash It would turn my life around real fast If I could take the heartaches, the letdowns of the past Count em all up, and cash em all in make a quick stop at the bank Id be on a boat somewhere, out in the ocean Fishin' for a cold beer and sun tan lotion and floatin' Livin' it up, soakin' it in instead of sittin' round here worried bout where ya been If i could trade the lies you told for gold i swear... Id be on a boat somewhere verse 2 Id be spendin' them new found dollar bills Finally catchin' a buzz that you can't kill And it'd be hard to think about you on Key West time Between the water and the sand and the salt and the lime If these blues where greenbacks I'd be rakin' it in Instead of sittin' round here just waitin' for my ship to come in Id be on a boat somewhere, out in the ocean Fishin' for a cold beer and sun tan lotion and floatin' Livin' it up, soakin' it in instead of sittin' round here worried bout where ya been If i could trade the lies you told for gold i swear... Id be on a boat somewhere Id be on a boat somewhere, out in the ocean Fishin' for a cold beer and sun tan lotion and floatin' Livin' it up, soakin' it in instead of sittin' round here worried bout where ya been If i could trade the lies you told for gold i swear... Baby me and you wouldn't stand a prayer Cuz Id be on a boat somewhere Yeah I'd be on a boat somewhere