Intro (x4) Verse Zach Braff, you look just like my dad Back when I thought I had the best one Oh what a life it could have been Me in the cradle, you on the screen But you're too young to be a father to me You're too young to be a father to me Verse Hey, Catherine Deneuve you look just like my mother used to when she loved me Oh, when she loved me! Oh what a life, just you and I Learning to walk as you read your lines But you're too old to be a mother to me You're too old to be a mother to me Surely you're not saying TV lied I truly believe that they would love me back in real life Verse Hey kid at the bar you know who you are I've been staring down as I play this out of tune guitar and, Oh just think, what we could be I swear I'll dress cooler if you just go home with me But you're too young to be a lover to me (I'm getting old but I forget sometimes, you see) You're too young to be a lover to me (Surely you're not saying TV lies) You're too young to be a lover to me (I truly believe that I will have it on my life) You're too young to be a lover to me Outro So don't you waste my time Don't you waste my time On small talk and cheap wine