Intro: verse 1 Well, I guess it's time to tell you, you're the best And I confess, I turned you off with my PMS 'Cause I'm a bit, um, crazy, but you handle me so coolly, smoothly Not like the rest So I guess you're the best verse 2 I love that you love me and my fifty shades of strange I love your crap Scottish accent and the silly games we play These are the funnest days of my life I think I've added ten new laugh lines I can't believe that you're mine Gonna fucking love you for the rest of my life Interlude verse 3 Remember when we were just roommates on a double date And I got drunk, cause you were with her, it was all fucked But you kept looking at me, this crazy loud lady Not looking her best Can't remember the rest verse 4 I love the way you get me, even when I'm weird And I still love you when you're spilling milk all down your beard Because you're gorgeous in my eyes Every scar and every laugh line I can't believe that you're mine Gonna fucking love you for the rest of my life Interlude Verse 5 I love you though, though I could love you more if you didn't snore Like a wild boar, I'm just joking, I'll take everything Because I think you're perfect, because you're not perfect You're not like the rest I think you're the best Verse 6 I love that you hold me even when I piss you off I love that you rub my back without ever putting a timer on The way you look into my eyes The way your tears merge with mine I've been waiting such a long time Gonna fucking love you for the rest of my life