(First and last choruses are sung a capella, which is Italian for "Put the damn instruments down.") I sold my last hard bible Just to pay my bills I called my mother To reserve me in her will And the pay I'm getting every Thursday night Well it just don't seem enough Well money can buy me a hell of a lot But it sure won't buy me love Well I bought me a car And I bought me a roadtrain The car won't go The train's too slow So I found me a mansion On the highest hillside Bigger then this town But it don't feel like home I sold my last hard bible Just to pay my bills I called my mother To reserve me in her will And the pay I'm getting every Thursday night Well it just don't seem enough Well money can buy me a hell of a lot But it sure won't buy me love Well I spent my cash On a brand new heartache I spent my time Trying to make it back He took my heart And he took my savings He took the train And left me on the tracks I sold my last hard bible Just to pay my bills I called my mother To reserve me in her will And the pay I'm getting every Thursday night Well it just don't seem enough Well money can buy me a hell of a lot But it sure won't buy me love