Intro: A is for all the times I bit my tongue is for bullshit and you fed me some is for charity and now you're mine is for dollars, but you're counting dimes E is the exit sign, backstage at shows is my favourite letter, as you know is for god loves a patient man Who spends his days living in ego-land You always write it in the cheapest key You always blame it on the cheapest key You always play me in the cheapest key They say the start's always the hardest part But like you know, baby, I'm all warmed up Sometimes I want to shout your name out loud And let them in on what you're all about You always write it in the cheapest key You always blame it on the cheapest key You always play me in the cheapest key Instrumental: