Intro: (x4) Some guys write poems with beautiful words Some guys sing songs 'bout flowers and birds but that aint who I am, that kinda crap aint me no oh some guys are sculptured in plastic and steel some losers paint painting abstracting so real I don't get it that kinda crap aint me cant you see ohooo the only art I've ever been able to feel is the only art that matters the art of the deal the art of the deal there's nothing better or quite as sublime as signing your name on the dotted line that's all the beauty I need in my life that and a big tittied eastern bloc wife oh the only art I've ever been able to feel is the only art that gets me off some people make tv shows like golden girls or diffrn't strokes some people make we are the worlds and give american money to some african folks I'm on my own I shall overcomb that is the man you see shaking your hand hello the only art that matters aint picasso or pollack aint wahl, van gogh, rothko, dali, mondrian or ron popeil the only art that matters is the one that makes me squeal so forget those other losers it's the art of the deal the art of the deal the art of the deal the art of the deal the art of the deal