She showed up at my house at half past nine With a low cut dress and a bottle of wine She said this?d be a night you won?t forget She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes She pulled out that red headed stranger, I stood up and said? (Chorus) Don?t touch my Willie, I don?t know you that well Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or?anybody else I don?t know what you heard I ain?t that kinda? guy Yeah so don?t touch my Willie, we?ll get along just fine? She said she never met a man like me in her life Who wouldn?t share his Willie on the very first night I said it?s nothin? personal don?t take it so hard I don?t pull out my Willie for just anyone There?s a lot of other records that you can choose from So let me make myself clear before you go to far? (repeat Chorus) (solo) (repeat Chorus) Don?t touch my Willie, I don?t know you that well Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or?anybody else I don?t know what you heard I ain?t that kinda? guy Yeah so don?t touch my Willie, we?ll get along just fine? Keep your hands off my Willie, we?ll get along just fine?