Uno, dos, tres, quatro... Well, her name was Rita Flores, met her down in Matamoras She's hotter than the Mexican sun She's one sweet chickita, my latina lolita I knew right then she had to be the one She worked at the cantina, so I ordered a tequila Just to get a closer look into her eyes Handed her my pesos, she turned and walked away I don't think she even realized Oh, seniorita, ooh mas fina, come and love me porfavor I want to be your numero uno, your one and only vato Me love you long time, that's for sure Wanna hold you, never let go, I'll be your little gringo Marry you and take you away Aw, seniorita, ooh mas fina, won't you love me baby, porque? Yea, she never caught my lingo, because I was a gringo She didn't understand a word I'd say She'd say "Me no comprende," but that smile on her face Told me I should try it anyway (chorus twice) I said aw, seniorita, ooh mas fina, won't you love me baby, porque?