Intro: It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love verse 1: You make me wanna be like one of those girls From the 1950s wearing those big pearls I cook you breakfast, coffee on your desk, yes I'ma burn your toast but baby I'm still the bestest It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love verse 2: You make me wanna be like one of those girls On the color TV, it was a new world The Dick van Dyke show, we're Cher and Bono The way I sing "I Got You Babe", makes you say, "Oh, no." Pre-Chorus 1: Cause you are the class president without Jackie O And I'm singing "Happy birthday" like Marilyn Monroe (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) It's the real thing when you told me you loved me Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love verse 3: You make me wanna be like one of those girls Calendar pin-up queen, in platinum curls I'll do my summer pose, golden sand between my toes You can pack my favorite snack, a Veuve Clicquot and Ho Hos Pre-Chorus 2: You're everybody's hero and you're hitting it home While I'm singing for the soldiers like Marilyn Monroe (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) It's the real thing when you told me you loved me Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby Interlude: Baby Baby And if I call you on the telephone, I might overdose N.C Cause I'm strong but I'm lonely like Marilyn Monroe This is not a school girl crush This is not puppy love It's the real thing when you told me you loved me What ever happened to hold me and trust me, baby Chorus: Chorus: (One) This is not a school girl crush (No) (Two) This is not puppy love (uh-uh) It's the real thing when you told me you loved me Promise I'll never see Arthur or Bobby, baby (One) This is not a school girl thing (No) (Two) What about the diamond ring (uh-uh)? Everyone knows I'm like Jessica Rabbit I'm your leading lady, I gotta have it, baby Outro: It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love It's not puppy love, puppy-puppy-puppy love