Intro e|-----------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------| G|-----------------------------------| (x2) D|-0-h-2-2-x--2---x--2-2-2-----------| A|-0-h-2-2-x--2---x--2-2-2---5---4~--| E|-0---0-0-0--0---0--0-0-0-----------| verse 1 Before being a man Living in a garbage pail My landlady calls me up She tried to hit me with a mop I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all right verse 2 I live with thirteen dead cats A purple dog that wears spats They're living out in the hall And I can't stand it any more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all right Solo it would be all right it would be all right it would be all right verse 3 Before being a man Living in a garbage pail My landlady calls me up She tried to hit me with a mop I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more I can't stand it any more more But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all right Outro if Shelly would just come back it'd be all right it'd be all right it'd be all right it'd be all right