I haven't cried baby since I learned to talk Haven't fallen down since I learned to walk And I don't get bored watching the tube no chord And I never had a rock in my shoe And if I tried baby, would you mess me 'round? Would we both get bored by the simple sound Sorry about dropping that lude It just seemed like the best thing to do It's all true I got me She's got you no chord And we got time to share a few You never get me down when I'm feeling blue When I tell you lies you won't believe they're true Now I really should be on my way Think I'm gonna stick around all day It's all true I got me She's got you no chord And we got time to share a few Solo (2 times) She's so ---- with her exacto knife She's gonna take her life Solo I don't wake up with a sudden start With some empty arms and a broken heart And I don't get bored watching the tube.