Intro: I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in My hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin I must stop going to parties, of that there is no doubt Next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out I must stop going to parties and hanging about verse 1: N.C. For instance, take last Friday, when Terry came to tea I thought I had enough to drink, but not enough for me He said would I like to accompany him, to a place just over the hill I said I really shouldn't, but perhaps I think I will I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in My hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin I must stop going to parties, of that there is no doubt Next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out I must stop going to parties and hanging about verse 2: N.C. You see the same old faces, you've seen them all before You're gonna get so wasted, you won't be able to walk out the door Then someone comes on heavy, 'bout the war in what's-it's-name I said, "I fink you're out of date, mate, shouldn't that be, ah, the other place" I must stop going to parties, I think they're doing me in My hair is falling out and I'm getting kind of thin I must stop going to parties, of that there is no doubt Next time you see me there, will you kindly throw me out N.C. I must stop going to parties and hanging about Oy! Instrumental: