verse 1 When you're goin' down faster than in an elevator You're breathin' so hard that you need a respirator Thinkin' 'bout the nights when you did the mashed patater You better do it now, 'cause you'll never do it later verse 2 You used to paint the town, but you ain't in a condition You're livin' in a one man state of prohibition Got to shake a leg, got to make it your ambition To go and get your hands around a pint of exhibition You know you're own out there and you're entering the funny zone You better get connected to the Rock 'n' Roll phone___ I'm making this connection, so you'll never be alone___ verse 3 Well a little shot of rhythm, gonna set your heart pumpin' A whole mess of blues, gonna really tell you somethin' I ain't no doctor, but I got your medication A bit of Rock 'n' Roll'll put you in communication You know you're own out there and you're entering the funny zone You better get connected to the Rock 'n' Roll phone___ I'm making this connection, so you'll never be alone___ Bridge Don't ever surrender Never give up at all Don't forget to remember You've got the number to call___, ooh Instrumental verse 4 Well, when you're goin' down faster than in an elevator You're breathin' so hard that you need a respirator Thinkin' 'bout the nights when you did the mashed patater You better do it now, 'cause you'll never do it later Ooh, you're on your own out there and you're entering the funny zone It's time to get connected to the Rock 'n' Roll phone___ I'm making this connection, so you'll never be alone_____ You know you're own out there, you're entering the funny zone You better get connected to the Rock 'n' Roll phone___ I'm making this connection, so you'll never be alone______ Outro