Intro verse 1 You're the kind of girl that everybody's wonderin' about Yeah, you're the kind of person that everybody is staring at But now you are a topless dancer working out of a bar in Times Square And everybody wishes you were back in the massage parlor back there, over there Chorus You make me go Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh Bass solo verse 2 Your old man was the best B&E man down on the streets And all the guys on the precinct always was watching for him on their beats But when he ripped off Seymour, he was really not doing so fine And everything is nice, well except his hands and legs and maybe even mine Chorus (everybody sings) Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh verse 3 ) It's very funny asking me why they keep the lights on down so low Well, yesterdayâ??s trickâ??s today's competition or didn't you know And, oh, fluorescent lighting makes it so your wrinkles â?? they don't show And it's very funny the way that 20 bucks an hour can go if you don't make me go now Chorus Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh Solo Chorus Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh verse 4 (backup harmony vocals in boldface) Everybody wondered about you when you were seen drinking some beer You got here from Ohio and your mother said you took it in the rear. That's where it goes now Chorus Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh Solo Ooh baby ooh baby ooh baby ooh ooh ooh Ooh baby ooh baby ooh hey baby ooh ooh ooh