Intro: I’ve been studying my waistbands Taking out the wastecans Checking my fly I been living in the basement Checking on my faceplant While you’re telling lies Alibis 15 candles and a big red sun 15 reasons that you couldn’t come 15 wishes and one to grow on I got a pimple in my earlobe Listening to Cee Lo Getting high My older brother is an asshole He gives me such a hassle Just for being my Little size 15 candles and a big red sun 15 reasons that you couldn’t come 15 wishes and one to grow on 15 candles and a red balloon 15 reasons that you left so soon 15 excuses for being you You….you broke my heart You left me dry When you said goodbye But now I’m Going blind But I’ll survive I’ll find A better life 15 candles and a big red sun 15 reasons that you couldn’t come 15 wishes and one to grow on 15 candles and a red balloon 15 reasons that you left so soon 15 excuses for being you x3