This is/a fine romance

A fine romance with no kisses, A fine romance, my friend, this is; We should be like a couple of hot to - ma - toes But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed po-tah-toes. A fine romance, you won't nestle; A fine romance, you won't wres - tle. You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France! I haven't got a chance -- this is a fine romance. A fine romance, my good woman My strong, aged-in-the-wood wo - man You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic O - cean At least they flap their fins to express e - mo - tion A fine romance, with no clinches A fine romance with no hitch - es You never give the orchids I send a glance; No, you like cactus plants -- this is a fine romance.