I LEFT DOWN TWO YEARS AGO - AND MOVED ON UP TO IDAHO SWORE THAT I'D BE BACK AGAIN - PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF OH MAN LEFT BEHIND SOME LOVELY LADIES - GROWN UP SEXY TEXAS BABIES I GOT BACK IN TOWN TONIGHT - ANTICIPATIN MUCH DELIGHT I PULLED OUT MY BLACK BOOK - AND CALLED UP MY OLD LOVERS I GOT FIVE NEWLYWEDS AND TWO EXPECTANT MOTHERS ALL MY OLD FLAMES HAVE NEW NAMES WELL THERE'S A LOT OF GIRLS IN TOWN WHO TIED THE KNOT AND SETTLED DOWN I THOUGHT I'D START A FIRE - WITH SOME OF MY OLD FLAMES BUT THEY'VE ALL GOT NEW NAMES MY SEXY LITTLE DIRT ROW SPORT - IS NOW CALLED MRS. DAVENPORT MY PRETTY LITTLE BLACK-EYED SUZIE'S NOW MISS SUSAN VANDERHUZY ROSIE WHO COULD BLOW MY MIND'S SISTER ROSE ON CHANNEL NINE THE WILDEST LOVER OF MY LIFE IS NOW A FEDERAL JUDGE'S WIFE WELL THEY DON'T WANT TO RECOGNIZE - THIS OLD FAMILIAR FACE I'M JUST A BAD REMINDER - OF THEIR WILD AND WOOLY DAYS