INTRO: I'm standin with somethin in my hand That don't look too flowerlike She slammed the pretty part in the doorjamb Left me and the stems outside On my way back from fishin I thought If I brought a dozen roses home She'd smile when I told there was one N/C For each day that I'd been gone I tried to think like a woman Find where that pretty head was at I tried to think like a woman But I don't guess a woman thinks like that Now I'm underneath the window with my guitar In the backyard soakin wet She poured what I'm afraid might've been Toilet water on my head I thought when she heard the song I wrote on my way back into town It would cool her off But it appears to work the other way around CHORUS SOLO BRIDGE: I'm just gettin comfortable In the doghouse when she pulls The curtains, and I see her peekin out Well I lay here lookin sad awhile Suffer some and then she smiles It's all slowly dawnin on me now CHORUS 2: I tried think like a woman Where she wanted me was right where I was at I tried to think like a woman If I was sweet thought she'd cut me some slack Oh but I don't think a woman thinks like that Ha, I know she don't!