My left shoe on my right foot My right shoe on my left Oh! listen to me Mimi, of reason I bereft The buttons of my trousers Are button to my vest Oh! Listen to me Mimi, mere passion in my breast! Mimi, you funny little good for nothing Mimi, Am I the guy for Mimi you sunny little honey of a Mimi, I'm aiming high Mimi, you got me sad and dreamy You could free me if you'd see me Mimi you know I'd like to have a little son of a Mimi bye and bye Interlude: Mimi, you got me sad and dreamy You could free me if you'd see me Mimi you know I'd like to have a little son of a Mimi bye and bye