There's a Hotel on a Hill And the food will make you ill But there are many other reasons to stay There's always people in their rooms Watching the sky and all its gloom As they are casting all the bad dreams away And I know you'd like to stay but Their rooms are full today so Looks like you'll have to stay sad But if you like I could reserve a hotel room better too for you And there's a road that takes you there And there's a milion flights of stairs You'll have to climb to find the hotel Stairs of wine around the hotel It's not your average kind of motel The hotel on a hill.