Intro: (x2) Verse: 1 If it's broken I don't fix it I'll buy a brand new one instead With wine and beer all mixed in To keep the noise outside my head So carry on this wasteful mission Carry on keep having fun Until the mental solution saves us I'll close my eyes and carry on Verse: 2 I'm not a chemist doctor or technician Though I wish I had those skills But I don't have too much ambition As long as I can pay my bills So carry on this wasteful mission Carry on keep having fun Carry on with no traditions Until the mental solution saves us I'll close my eyes and carry on Carry on Carry on Carry on Carry on Verse: 3 Whoa I hear the clock is ticking Could this be the last call? My cylinders are only clicking Under the influence of alcohol So carry on this wasteful mission Carry on keep having fun Carry on with no traditions Until the mental solution saves us I'll close my eyes and carry on Carry on Carry on Carry on Carry on Outro (x2)