This is my first ever tab; I'm never bored when I'm with you We're pals, we're buddies through and through I wish I knew what to buy for you On your birthday Our friendship goes against the grain I've seen you swell up in the rain I saw you - didn't see your pain Was it termites? It's never hard to talk to you Though you stump me with your silence I feel so naughty pining here For your happy face is guidance My best friend Plank My best friend Plank My best friend Plank Sitting there so silently What could you be thinking? You're not saying; I won't axe Is that sealant that you're drinking? Man your hammer Nailed you, pal Al Gore's wife's name is "Tipper" I knew we'd be best friends for life When I saved you from that chipper My best friend Plank My best friend Plank My best friend Plank Ooo, Plank Count the rings, count the rings Ooo, Plank Count the rings I'd walk you on the seven seas But sawdust always makes me wheeze I met your mom and dad the trees But please don't get Dutch elm disease My best friend Plank My best friend Plank My best friend Plank You're my best friend, Plank