Intro This is what you give me to work with? Well, honey, I've seen worse We're going to turn this sow's ear into a silk purse verse 1 We'll have you washed and dried Primped and polished till you glow with pride Trust my recipe for instant bride You'll bring honor to us all verse 2 Wait and see When we're through Boys will gladly go to war for you With good fortune And a great hairdo You'll bring honor to us all Bridge 1 A girl can bring her family great honor in one way By striking a good match And this could be the day verse 3 Men want girls with good taste Calm, obedient Who work fast-paced With good breeding And a tiny waist You'll bring honor to us all Bridge 2 We all must serve our Emperor Who guards us from the Huns A man by bearing arms A girl by bearing sons verse 4 When we're through You can't fail Like a lotus blossom Soft and pale How could any fellow Say "No Sale" You'll bring honor to us all Interlude N.C. There - you're ready N.C. Not yet N.C. An apple for serenity N.C. A pendant for balance Beads of jade for beauty You must proudly show it Now add a cricket just for luck And even you can't blow it Verse 5 Ancestors Hear my plea Help me not to make a fool of me And to not uproot my family tree Keep my father standing tall Scarier than the undertaker We are meeting our matchmaker Verse 6 Destiny Guard our girls And our future as it fast unfurls Please look kindly on these cultured pearls Each a perfect porcelain doll Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us Please bring honor to us all
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