Intro: This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small Everypony will gather round Say I look lovely in my gown What they don't know is that I have fooled them all This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small But instead of having cake With all my friends to celebrate My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all I could care less about the dress I won't partake in any cake Vows, well I'll be lying when I say That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together The truth is I don't care for him at all No I do not love the groom In my heart there is no room But I still want him to be all mine We must escape before it's too late Find a way to save the day Hope, I'll be lying if I say I don't fear that I may lose him To one who wants to use him Not care for, love and cherish him each day For I oh-so love the groom All my thoughts he does consume Oh Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon Interlude: Finally the moment has arrived For me to be one lucky bride Oh, the wedding we won't make He'll end up marrying a fake Shining Armor will be Mine, all mine