My Little Pony Friendship Is Witchcraft - Pinkie's Brew

Intro: I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued. They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two. I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet. There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away. Watch as I work my gypsy magic. Eye of a newt and cinnamon. Watch as the matter turns to batter- Open the portal, jump in! (bridge) Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom? Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon. Toss a fig and save the date and bread and butter, chant and mutter, marination, incantation, chocolate icing, timeline splicing, yeast is rising, rectifying ( ) verse 2 Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone. Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on. My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall. Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall! Watch as I work my gypsy magic! Seapony tears and provolone! God help the outcast with her witchcraft. Someday I'm gonna go home! Someday, I'm gonna go home!!!