Emmet Otters Jug-band Christmas - Riverbottom Nightmare Band

From Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas Intro G|----------------| D|----------------| A|5---------------| E|----------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|----1-------1-------1-3-------------1-------1-------1-3---------| E|3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------| verse 1 G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|----1-------1-------1-------1-------1-3-------------1-3---------| E|3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------3-3-------------| We take what we want, we do anything that we wish G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|----1-------1-------1-------1-------1-3-------------1-3---------| E|3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------3-3-------------| We got no respect for animal, birdy or fish Chorus G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|5---5---5---5---6---6---6---6---5---5---5---5---5---------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------| The grass does not grow on the places where we stop and stand. Riverbottom Nightmare G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|----1-------1-------1-3-------------1-------1-------1-3---------| E|3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------| Band verse 2 G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|----1-------1-------1-------1-------1-3-------------1-3---------| E|3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------3-3-------------| We know we're a mess but I does not like to be clean G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|----1-------1-------1-------1-------1-3-------------1-3---------| E|3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------3-3-------------| We don't brush our teeth 'cause our toothache can help us stay mean Chorus G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|5---5---5---5---6---6---6---6---5---5---5---5---5---------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------| We don't wish to learn but we hate what we don't understand. Riverbottom... Bridge G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|4---3---4---3---4---3---4---3-----------------------------------| E|--------------------------------6---5---6---5---6---5---6---5---| When you see us comin' you better startin' runnin' We're always startin' trouble and we're happiest when things are outta hand G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|6---6---6---6---6---6---6---6---5---5---5---5---5---------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------| Rivers are for boilin', parties are for spoilin' We either like to sit and pout or else go out and terrorize our land. Riverbottom Nightmare G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|----1-------1-------1-3-------------1-------1-------1-3---------| E|3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------| Band verse 3 G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|----1-------1-------1-------1-------1-3-------------1-3---------| E|3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------3-3-------------| We laugh in your face or we practice our growl and our sneer G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|----1-------1-------1-------1-------1-3-------------1-3---------| E|3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-----3-3-------------3-3-------------| We break up your place, we are dangerous when we are near Chorus G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|5---5---5---5---6---6---6---6---5---5---5---5---5---------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------| And when we are done with our song, who will get the biggest hand? Who? Riverbottom Nightmare Outro G|----------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------| A|----1-------1-------3-5---------6-6-----6-6-----6-6-------------| E|3-3-----3-3-----5-5-----------------5-------5-------5-6---------| Band! Riverbottom Nightmare Band!