Verse: "It's the content of your blouse that makes me aroused" he said and grabbed my arm. He's a dirty old man with a beer in his hand, he thinks he's got the charm. Old dirty man, dirty man, don't you have a real life? Old dirty man, shouldn't you be home with your wife? Verse: He stumble when he walks and he spits when he talks, he smells like cheap cologne. He's a married old man with the zipper always down, he should have stayed at home. Verse: Old dirty man, dirty man, don't you have a real life? Old dirty man, shouldn't you be home with your wife? Hook: Cause you're too old to be here, we're only eighteen years old. And what are you, like fiftyfive. So don't you even try. Interlude: Old dirty man, dirty man, don't you have a real life? Old dirty man, shouldn't you be home with your wife? Hook: Cause you're too old to be here, we're only eighteen years old. And what are you, like fiftyfive. So don't you even try. Hook: Cause you're too old to be here, we're only eighteen years old. And what are you, like fiftyfive. So don't you even try. - Drum break - Outro: Dirty old man. Dirty old man. Dirty old man. Dirty old man.