No Capo Verse: A one a two a three four five and six beers later I was wild I said baby show me to the bed now cus I've been sitting here since half past nine been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times come on baby do you feel the same huh? Cause I don't want to end up being A tragic heartbroken human being Verse: Five six seven eight it's nine o clock and it's getting late come on don't you feel like going home? I'll treat you good if you treat me bad and I'll give you the best lovin that you've ever had shut up and take me by the hand Cause I don't want to end up being A tragic heartbroken human being Break: N.C. And he said something like this: sure babe, I'll take you home but in the morning you'll be on your own again Verse: and I said: well honey that's ok and I don't really care if you are straight or gay as long as you make my day cus I've been sitting here since half past nine been thinking dirty thoughts about you a thousand times come on show me the way Cause I don't want to end up being A tragic heartbroken human being Chorus: